Serving the Crew

since bolland '92

***** Disorder *****

- Survivors of fuzz disorders seek support from campus group -

Eight million Americans are fighting a battle against an enemy many others never see as a threat: hair.

In the past, Syracuse University students said they felt alone in their daily struggles against hair disorders.

Jeff Schneller, a senior student in the school of computer science came to SU when he was fighting his hair disorder.

"I found that there was nothing available on campus," Schneller said.

For those with disorders, controlling their heads can become a driving force in their lives.

Jeff reports to be working on a dos shell that will cure his fuzz problems.

***** Fashion *****

It appears that the traditional fall fashion show is upon us once again. You may all remember last years match between Matt "the real thing" and Chinnedu "the RA". Matt was devestated by his loss, however this year he has been training hard, figured for a sure thing the "real thing" anticipates his victory.

Just wait a second, there has been a last minute contender, you wont believe your eyes. Ratchy is looking to give Matt a run for the money. Paulie has been secretly hoarding Tommy Hilfiger shirts and now brings out his secret weapon a new Tom H. bookbag, what will matt do if he losses two years in a row???

Can the Nautica coat make a comeback??? Will Paulie get an uptownbeat down??? Stay tuned.

**** Barber Shop Advice ****

If you are wondering how to beat those high prices paid to hair salons that give you all thoses frills like washing your hair or even asking you how you would like to have your hair cut, then you need to become a barber shop boy. We are very happy to have Chuck Webber as our very own resident barber shop boy. He can discuss with you special techniques on how to get that barber shop boy look. For those of you who dont know, you need to have the look so the barber will recognize you as soon as you walk in. Chuck can also explain to you the rituals and ettiquette involved in the barber shop visit. How to select a barber shop with the correct reading material while you wait, playboy and autoweekly are tell tail signs of good shop. Finally how to get the cut you want without saying a word.

Don't forget not to judge a shop by the size of its pole.

**** LSATS *****

Over the weekend a practice lsat test was given to several participating students. The results are mixed.

"I feel like Bobo the clown" - Steve "phantom" Horgan

"what?!? I thought Garr was here " -Debbie "NotsoFreshFeeling" Nip

"No the test is on Sunday" - Jay "IloveBarney" Sampson

**** This weekend ****

Paulie "showmetits" Srinuan has been patiently wainting at the carousel mall for the last 14 hours.

Hooters is scheduled to open today Nov 7 but reports say it has been delayed.

Rumors have it the waitresses did not want to come to work when they saw paulie was waiting for them.

"Why is it everytime I go to hooters they are closed?, Funk That" - paulie.

***** Police Report *****

Theives stole stereo equipment and chinnese food from a Marshall Street restaurant early last week. Police said that Eric Yo entered the Panda West Chinese restaurant and stole a cassete player, 10 orders of sweet-and-sour shrimp, and 2 egg rolls. When questioned Yo responded "I did it for Rows, she digs that chinese shit."

YO was unavailable for further comment.

****** Chalanges ******

- HEY FUZZY!!! THE SPICY EATING CONTEST IS STILL ON!!!! -

last reported, Fuzzy has wussed out of three, count them, three challenges made by the undisputed heavyweight champion of the spice eating world, Paulie. "Umm...I have like a tummy ache, so I can't eat anything spicier than salt." was reportedly heard from the Comstock Heights Apt.

Chile Today - Hot Tamale

Hot & Spicy Facts about Chile Peppers

Christopher Columbus discovered peppers in 1492! HE ROCKS!

In 1912, Wilbur Scoville developed a method to measure the heat level of a chile pepper called the Scoville Organoleptic Test. The test used a group of 5 people that tasted the different chilies and analyzed the heat. The pungency is measured in multiples of 100 units from the bell pepper at zero to the incendiary Habanero at 300,000 scoville units!

The substance that makes a chile so hot is capsaicin. In order to douse the heat, try drinking milk, ice cream, or yogurt. These dairy products are especially effective at breaking down the oils. Beer and water only spread the flame!

Eating spicy food is addicting. Here is what happens... after eating something hot, your body nerves feel pain. These pain signals are immediately transmitted to your brain. Your brain interprets this signal and automatically releases endorphins (the body's natural pain killer).

The endorphins kick in and act as a pain killer and create this temporary felling of euphoria. Hot & spicy food lovers soon begin to crave this feeling and are hooked.

"There is a special chemical that makes you crave it in the night smart ass"

****** Fan Mail *******

"Go grind your organ somewhere else"

- Does this crap belong to rikki smiles-a-lot or what -

***** Reminder ********

dont forget the new coolio albulm comes out today, get your schnel on

***** Random E-mail Quotes *****

Everytime we talk about boxin, a white man gotta pull Rocky Marciano out of his ass!

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No Thelma here man.

The bitch dont live here.

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Fuck you, Fuck you and fuck you...Who's next?

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I was Joan of Ark in my former life.

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You're all worthless and weak...

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Penis if you will . . . . OOOOHHH PEEEENIISSSSSS!

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Bing Bing Bing....

Zoom Zoom Zoom.

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You think your BIG TIME your gonna die BIG TIME,

Here come the PAIN!!!

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till next time

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